chivalrouspervert:

redheadedgnomegirl:

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tigerbloodadonisdna:

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

Scott brought this home today. You can answer every subject card with Kanye West. 

I do own this. From the cards, it looks much better than apples to apples could ever be.

I would like this.

I NEED IT

This is perfect.

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT WE’RE PLAYING NEXT TIME WE GET TOGETHER

IT’S LIKE APPLES TO APPLES

BUT INTENDED TO BE HORRIBLE

SO BASICALLY HOW I PLAY APPLES TO APPLES

SHIT GUYS LET’S DO IT

You’re walking through the woods on a wonderful day, when you turn around a corner and see something that makes your heart stop. Thoughts, memories, images flood your head, and you think over and over, No no no, it can’t be. It’s just a show, right? It can’t be. You don’t even realize it as you walk up to it, and you cautiously lay your hand on it.

When it actually comes in contact with the wood, your eyes widen. Oh my god. It’s here. It’s real. I’m not imagining it. but then you realize something else. It looks…sad. Worn down. As if it hadn’t moved in years. Tears fill your eyes. Oh, Doctor. Where are you?? What happened?? Your head leans on the door as you close your eyes, trying to keep yourself from crying. It’s so stupid, but…

You aren’t able to finish that thought. You hear a soft click, and the door opens, causing you to stumble forward. A pair of shoes enter your line of vision. You slowly look up, seeing slacks next, then a jacket over a button up shirt, a bow tie, and then…it’s him.

Your hand covers your mouth as your eyes widen, everything hitting you at once. Oh my god it’s him. Its him it’s him it’s him. Oh god everything was real. The angels, cybermen, daleks, oh god Rose and Martha and Donna and Amy and Rory, and Jack and oh god if Jacks real then Torchwood and Ianto and oh god. You don’t even realize youve just said all that out loud as he sets his hands on your shoulders. “Are you alright?? What you were saying…how did you know that??”

You are full on crying now, tears running down your cheeks, and you can’t help when you embrace him. “Oh my god it’s you and your real and you’ve saved Earth and everyone so many times and I can’t believe it and just thank you and Im sorry for all the bad stuff that happens.” He awkwardly hugs you back before you pull away and wipe at your face with your sleeve. “Uhm, sorry f-for that. It just, uhm…” you don’t know how to explain it. How important he is to you, how many amazing people you’ve met because of him, how much he inspires you, how much you look up to him. Heck, you’re probably insane right now.

The Doctor just looks at you for a moment before grabbing your hand and pulling you inside. Your eyes widen as you stare at the bright room and, “Oh god it’s bigger on the inside.”

He grins like a child when he hears that. “I love it when they say that!” He flits about the room as you stand there, wringing your hands out, knees shaking as you stare wide eyed at everything.

“Now!” he exclaims. “How would you,” he points at you, excited. “like to come for an adventure?”

You can’t get the words out fast enough. “Yes. Please, take me.”

treehousegirl:

G.U.N (by JimSoper85)

best animation ever.

zerophiliac:

the-goddamn-batdragon:

ryu-gemini:

redemptiondot:

like5giraffes:

dennydendenmark:

lefseandtrolls:

imeria:

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flatbarnacle:

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bblasian:

tides-between:

when the guy came out on the rolling thing

that’s when i fucking lost it 

waht

what emotion should i be feeling

i need this on here again

yeah i also really don’t know what emotion i should be feeling right now

I don’t get performance art.

Or whatever this is called.

I just don’t.

The squeaking tho…

I’m sure this is supposed to be something deep and symbolic and completely meaningful to the human race as a whole… but all I can do is laugh hysterically at the guy pelvic thrusting his way across the stage on a skateboard.

This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever fucking seen in all my fucking life. Homyfuckinggod

I can never not reblog this

what in the ever loving fuck did i just watch

holy fucking shit what the fuck.

oh my fuck.

what. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.

Oh my god it is back

Guys I’m pretty sure this is just the mating dance of the internet

Oh my GOD are you SERIOUS fUUUUcKK

noremacrose:

eddplant:

lexcanroar:

piecesofrhyses:

vipvictor:

Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap

I don’t think this clip will ever fail to make me smile

why did this make me do a happy cry

I love you Will

:D